TRUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL*+

“Yep, it’s me again!”

The idea was to destroy all fruit from the poisoned tree.

The title of the House bill was “The Russian Reversal Act,” and it attempted as best as possible to eradicate any trace of Putin’s Puppy, as Donald Trump came to be known, from Amerikkan government or political life. Not surprisingly, it wasn’t filed until after the _ _’20 election when Donald Trump—on the ballot but already impeached—Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell and the Senate Repugnant majority were thrown out and replaced by Dumbercrats. The bill declared every Trump executive order automatically countermanded, every fired government employee automatically given a fresh job interview, and, most importantly, judges appointed by Trump NO MATTER WHAT LEVEL were temporarily suspended while undergoing a review process detailed in the bill, a provision vociferously condemned by a highly excited Judge Kavanaugh. 

“Oops!”

Most importantly, the bill declared the election of Donald J. Trump to be null and void, and stipulated that on documents, signs and placques where he is listed as Amerikka’s 45thChief Potentate, the number 45 will be crossed out and replaced with an asterisk (*) which links to a footnote at the bottom that reads “Donald J. Trump was proven to be a fraud.” 

Those were Shakespeare’s last words on the matter. 

Except of course for this…

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Trumpty Dumpty had a big fall.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

Couldn’t put Trumpty back in power again.

*From The final act of Trumpty Dumpty, a play written by William Shakespeare (channeled by Paul Steven Stone) and presented as an Over-The-Cliff-Notes version of a recently discovered Shakespearean play. You can find it at: http://www.paulstonesthrow.com/the-tragic-comedy-of-trumpty-dumpty/

+Meant by the author to call, in the post impeachment era—for a dismantling of anything—any bill, appointment or executive order—considered Trump/Putin-tinged.

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