TEN REPUBLICAN REASONS TO ACQUIT DONALD J. TRUMP

“Carnac says The country, the constitution and the environment are totally f@©ked!”

  1. There are no direct witnesses to Trump’s crime.
  2. It would delay things too much to subpoena witnesses
  3. There is no documentary evidence to support a conviction
  4. It would delay things too much to subpoena documents
  5. My constituents would kick my ass from here to Ukraine if I voted to convict Donald Trump
  6. Donald Trump may have solicited foreign intervention in an American election, but that isn’t as bad as having my assed kicked from here to Ukraine
  7. Donald Trump promised to put my head on a spike
  8. My head would not look good on a spike
  9. My wife promised to leave me if I got myself voted out of Washington
  10. I never liked John Bolton anyway.

2 thoughts on “TEN REPUBLICAN REASONS TO ACQUIT DONALD J. TRUMP

  1. Norm

    If nothing else positive evolved from this impeachment trial at least all citizens of this nation and for that matter all people around the planet are undoubtedly aware that the republican senate members fear Donald, the talented con artist, for what he might do to interfere with their re-election and as importantly selfishly put their own interests far above representing was is in the best interest of the U.S.

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