The News Story America Deserves To Read (a mock newspaper article)

HILLARY CLINTON INDICTED FOR STEALING DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION

Could Votergate Be Her Undoing?

fbiraidBrooklyn, NY — Federal agents stormed into Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters yesterday armed with search warrants and began removing boxes of files and campaign computers. At the same time papers were served at the Clinton mansion in Chappaqua, NY, accusing Hillary Clinton, the Democratic National Committee and various state Democratic parties with conspiracy to commit fraud in numerous Democratic primaries and caucuses running from the beginning of February, 2016 to the final days of the contest in June; in a multi-pronged conspiracy now known as “Votergate.”    

In short, the indictment charges the Hillary Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee with a host of fraudulent acts including: the systematic purging of Sanders supporters from state voter lists; the switching of party registrations to disqualify Sanders supporters from voting in Democratic primaries; the hacking of electronic voting machines to alter voting results; and the purposeful destruction of Sanders voters’ ballots;.

After months of inaction in the face of thousands of complaints and a national media blackout that never allowed a single word of Hillary’s alleged election crimes to see the light of day, James Comey, FBI Director, apparently decided to initiate a comprehensive FBI investigation of Clinton’s controversial primary election victories. Comey, fighting to restore his reputation after the Obama Administration failed to indict Hillary Clinton for her flagrant carelessness in the handling of the country’s top secrets, refused to comment on why his agency delayed investigating what has been described as “the most flagrant election fraud conspiracy since the days of Tammany Hall.” Tammany Hall referring to a notoriously corrupt Democratic machine that was the most powerful political power broker in New York State in the early 1800’s.

Comey refused to comment for this story, but an unnamed source within the federal government told The Truthful Times, “The Director is a real straight shooter and couldn’t live with himself after being forced by his superiors to serve as the administration’s Colin Powell in explaining the government’s non-indictment of Hillary Clinton for her gross negligence in handling state secrets.” Today’s FBI action has been on the table since supporters of Bernie Sanders first began complaining of systematic election fraud going back to the Iowa Caucus, where video footage showed Clinton delegates clearly under-counting Sanders delegates while inflating their own numbers.

The FBI’s surprise investigation and resulting indictment raises many questions about the alleged months-long election fraud conspiracy. First and foremost, as many political commentators have already begun asking, “What did President Obama know about the conspiracy? And when did he know it?” Also, what role did the president play in protecting Hillary and the DNC from any government response to their alleged crimes? Additional questions arose when it was discovered the president, using an alias, had communicated with Secretary Clinton a number of times on her unsecured server. The actual alias used by the president has not been released for reasons of state security.

ELECTION THEFT See pg. 2

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THIS IS A MOCK NEWS STORY, NOT THE REAL THING. I WROTE IT BECAUSE, LIKE SO MANY OTHER AMERICANS, I AM STARVED FOR JUSTICE TO BE PURSUED IN REGARDS TO HILLARY’S CRIMES, AND STARVED FOR THE NEWS MEDIA TO DO ITS DAMN JOB. This is the news article we all deserve to see. When the woman who will most likely serve as our next president, takes a crap on the Constitution and the voting rights of 13-15 million Americans; don’t you think that’s worthy of a news story?

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Read my “HILLARY CHRONICLES,” ten essays about David (Bernie) getting shafted by Goliath (Hillary) and her merry band of Philistines. The ten essays (in order of appearance): “BRAND SUICIDE, the Destruction of the Democratic Brand in 2016,” “The CDC Issues “CLINTON TOXICITY ALERT!” Warns Contact Could Prove Fatal To One’s Reputation,” “DEMOCRATS USE RUSSIANS AS SHIELD TO RE-FOCUS EMAIL STORY—PR PLOY OF THE CENTURY,”  “IS THAT YOUR IDEA OF AN APOLOGY?” AND  “DON’T BLAME ME IF I CRITICIZE HILLARY.” “Battle For The Presidency: The Gonzo Versus The Gonif,  “Sorry Bernie, We Still Can’t Trust Hillary,” “Sorry Hillary, We Can Never Forget—or Forgive—Your Stealing The Nomination,” “CONNECTING THE DOTS”, The Frightening Underbelly of the 2016 Presidential Election, “THE AUDACITY OF AUDACITY, the stealing of the American presidency 2016

Also, my post for young aspiring journalists looking to avoid the obvious pitfalls of working in corporate media: How To Spot A Stolen Presidential Election.

Also about the election: Why Millennials Will Never Vote For Hillary.What Did Obama Know And When Did He Know It?

And lastly, to relive those glorious days of the Bernie campaign, check out mine and Bill Dahlgren’s .“CHANNELING BERNIE,” ad campaign. 51 glorious ads in pursuit of the real American Dream.

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